5/2/14 "Your life - some assembly required" Phil
6/1/13 "Nobody puts anymore."
7/19/11 "You could eat a hundred fortune cookies and not find anything that good."
5/2//11 "And for today, cooking popcorn will be the meausure of a man."
4/18/10 "You're a fountain of coupons."
8/12/08 "ritz bits" San

7/16/08 " Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. " Oogway (Kung Fu Panda)
7/13/08 "[in a poor Portuguese] Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. " Bruce Banner (The Incredible Hulk)
6/1/08 "wang monkey, goes to the back" Steve
5/31/08 "Forget the...what was it? I forgot it myself!" CC
5/30/08 "Less is more." Mom
11/7/07 "Be like air, invisible yet present." CC (in response to Ian's quote of Bruce Lee "Be like water.")

11/6/07 "I'll see you in Hell"
2/26/07 "Yabadabadoooooo, 5 oclock time to go home......" Sean

2/17/07 "I'm done eating peoples." CC

12/1/06 "no, business is business" San

11/29/06 "You can't just pee into the wind." Sean

10/11/06 "There's rules against eating during lockdown. It's like Ramadan for software." Sean

10/05/06 "It's like trying to squeeze blood from a stone." Jung

9/28/06 "If a bug falls in the woods and no one fixes it, does anybody care?" Sean
7/14/06 "I've learned to learn the lesson never learned, instead, appreciating what I, myself, have earned. " Michelle
5/27/06 "You hordes of gasoline infested females!" CC
3/17/06 "It's like talking to a bunch of chickens." Evan Daly
1/7/06 "Toxic Pita!"

12/14/05 "There's different types of whining, just like there are different types of wine." Phil

10/31/05 "Because you didn't try." Brian

8/2/05 "Virtual morans!" CC

7/29/05 "I am acting this out with my hands but you just can't see it." (Radio Broadcaster)

7/16/05 "Have you had your health break?" Mom

6/22/05 "Sometimes I say screw it, I'll do it tomorrow...and sometimes it's tomorrow."

6/6/05 "Ever throw a rock at the night sky?"

5/25/05 "I do what's needed to be done."

5/24/05 "We all have our chisels and together we take down mountains."

4/22/05 "Real Life is a poor game, but the graphics are awesome" GoldenFox98
4/9/05 "You are the greatest player I have ever seen." ~@Demon@~

4/7/05 "*bounce*" Xynny

3/24/05 "In God We Trust All Others We Background Check And Virus Scan" CC

3/23/05 "Expertise in a field does not require one to enter it."

3/22/05 "a flashpire always needs a vamplayer" Evan

3/1/05 "Damn, warriors lost by two. On the bright side, they only lost by two." Steve

2/11/05 "double dose of vitamin C" CC

2/10/05 "A little bit of liquid is not substance.  How about some mango (juice)?" Mom

2/6/05 "You help me and I in turn am helped by you!" Homer Simpson

2/3/05 "Well anything is possible....just gotta make it happen." Michelle

1/29/05 "I had to get my dosage of ianess" CC

1/18/05 "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. " mod799

1/17/05 "I've failed over, over and over again in my life, and that is why I succeed." Michael Jordan

1/14/05"chup baith aor pakaa mut" Becca

12/17/04 "Those life seems like flowers reflected in a mirrow through mist" Izzy (referring to Jack antennae balls)

12/16/04 "Women are the magic in the world because they think with the heart." Sin Bandera (Magia)

11/30/04 "Elsa is in owwie." CC

11//11/04 "Low fat candy" Jessica

11/10/04 "Keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out." alanaatparks

11/04/04 "Things change everyday but it's up to us to shape how we want them to change."

10/16/04 "I AM NOT ANGRY AND HOSTILE!!!" CC

10/8/04 "remotely quickied" CC

9/30/04 "As unique as the man who created it." Steven Seagal Enterprises

9/14/04 "Now will never come again." Captain Picard (Star Trek the Next Generation)

9/9/04 "I feel so prettyful!" CC

9/3/04 "easier, better, and more special" Gavin

7/31/04 "Doobee doobee doo...."

7/30/04 "Busy taking pictures of your friend? " Harry Osborn (Spiderman 2)

7/29/04 "Under the sea!" Sebastian (The Little Mermaid)

7/28/04 "He who knocks many times sometimes finds open door."

7/26/04 "Finally, a man worth killing. " Saxon Leader (King Arthur)

7/25/04 "Oh boy, yeah." Peter Parker (Spiderman 2)

7/23/04 "Somehow, I told you so, doesn't quite cut it." (I, Robot)

7/18/04 "Punch me I bleed. " Peter Parker (Spiderman 2)

6/29/04 "I was wondering when does crossing the street at any point become any point" Brian

5/18/04 "Domo" The Bride (Kill Bill)

5/10/04 "i disrespected his dinner time" Tony

4/23/04 "you're getting a 'Ferrari' purse!" ($1295 ltd ed spring 2004 cambon chanel purse)

4/19/04 "Awwww, super!" Kimberly (Terminator show at Universal Studios)

4/14/04 "three hearts two minds" Izzy

4/13/04 "learn to see the world from the outside point of view, and clarity will always smile at u" CC

4/4/04 "chicken flics" Xiao

3/1/04 "There are so many people in the world. If you cannot make friends with some people there are plenty more to be friends with." Zeju Guan

2/21/04 "But it only takes fifteen muscles to smile." Phil

2/4/04 "Once having walked off the path it is sometimes hard to find it again."

2/3/04 "Sorry, you're not a winner. Congratulations on losing." Jack

1/31/04 "oh my god, he is so digital!" Lorreta

1/30/04 "seriously" Xiao

1/13/04 "I'm now using SOAP." Martin

1/12/04 "oh girl" CC

1/8/04 "Just giving you your daily dosage of Vitamin J" Jessica

1/6/04 "Maybe the long one will have a party you can ololate."

12/9/03 "That's a different kind of different." Phil

12/6/03 "I will miss our conversations." Katsumoto (The Last Samuri)

12/03/03 "Have you been reading that spam again?" NJ

12/02/03 "Energize the body, uplift the spirit and enlighten the mind." Sobe

12/01/03 "So it is written."

11/30/03 "I am not Michael Jordan. I am his Socom player."

11/19/03 "look beyond the hyphen"
11/16/03 "my slippers can no longer see!" Becky
11/13/03 "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss

11/12/03 "like trying to exhale before you get on a scale to make yourself weigh less"

11/7/03 "Mr. Anderson! Welcome back, we missed you. " Agent Smith (Matrix Revolutions)
11/6/03 "Everything that has a beginning has an end." The Oracle (Matrix Revolutions)

11/5/03 "The battle for Zion begins today!" Dmitry

11/4/03 "My name is not Yummy!" Yumi

11/3/03 "I'm fixing something that's broken and I can't leave until it's done." Phil
10/31/03 "Behind every successful man there is" Darrick

10/21/03 "Is attacked." Mitsuko

10/15/03 "my england not vely good, but if u read so far can understand what i writing, your england must pretty suck too ah?" gracie

10/7/03 "yumsei"

10/3/03 "so say my friends..." Tony

10/2/03 "Seconds on the Yorkshire?" Waitress with accent at House of Prime Rib

9/16/03 "it is not man-ish" Yumi

9/11/03 "listen to the rain" Euphoria

9/2/03 "im just chiLLAXIN" Becky

8/25/03 "Goodness, and I thought the post office was bad!" (Someone observing line at Superior Court)

8/21/03 "Chinese is the most spoken language in the world." Snapple Bottle Lid

8/19/03 "The pursuit of snacks and drinks is not to be taken lightly."

7/16/03 "The first rule of fight club is: You do not talk about Fight Club" Brad Pitt (Fight Club)

7/13/03 "I need a massage." Inspector To (Gen X Cops)
7/10/03 "Dont judge life by the breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away" Angela

7/4/03 "Water which is too pure has no fish." Chow Yun Fat (Bulletproof Monk)

6/15/03 "There's no normal life, Wyatt.  There's just life." Doc Holiday (Tombstone)

6/8/03 "education is priceless" Steve

5/6/03 "she said angernon...u think she was saying angela?" Angela

4/30/03 "Victory is mine!" Stew (The Family Guy)

4/29/03 "I wanna be a G again." Phil

4/21/03 "It's not about power. It's about grace." Chow Yun Fat (Bulletproof Monk)

4/20/03 "it pays to casually date a massage therapist." Angelica

4/15/03 "memory of yummy" Becca

4/4/03 "I think to make the sick people happy is really important - better than medicare!" Ming
4/2/03 "boooozieeee" Happigurl

3/30/03 "Tapioci!" Xiao

3/20/03 "A friend is someone who know everything about you, and likes you anyway" Heidi
3/18/03 "I feel like I've contributed to something very evil....."
3/12/03 "You have been placed in Fun Mode." (prizegames.com server down message)
3/11/03 "I don't like bridges!" Phil

3/4/03 "We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves." Lynn Hall

3/3/03 "Even though it feels like I've missed my bus, doesn't mean I can't find a taxi."

2/25/03 "Say it! SAY IT!" Frank Dux (Bloodsport)

2/24/03 "very okay!"

2/23/03 "No words. No talk.  We'll go dreaming.  No pain. No Hurt. We'll go dreaming." BT

2/17/02 "Sometimes the snow comes down in June." Vanessa Williams

2/10/03 "watever"

2/3/03 "AIM: Error code 29: We think this means the AIM/ICQ servers are sick of seeing connections from your IP address. " Trillian

2/2/03 "in the end everything we do is just everything we've done" Becca (bbmunkerokr)

2/1/03 "i don't think, therefore im not" *L*P*KZionite (Socom Player)

1/28/03 "but not in church" Jane

1/22/03 "its apparently one stop shopping.... " Jung

1/17/03 "I like to play"

1/9/03 "if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off" Stef

12/11/02 "Hold me.  Whatever lies beyond this morning..." Utada Hikaru

12/10/02 "I am the greatest!"

12/1/02 "you do like me"

11/11/02 "the path not taken"

10/15/02 "what kind of word is nauseous anyway?" Brian
9/19/02 "art imitating life imitating art"
9/10/02 "erase and rewind" The Cardigans
8/27/02 "There's something special about running around the work place in fresh bright white socks."
8/26/02 "Pears and parents often pressure children into cheating." Tony
8/23/02 "What is this 'site' project?" Yumi
8/22/02 "Made in China" (Sticker on US flags passed out at USA vs China basketball game)
8/21/02 "It's not the question that is being asked that is difficult, it's the fear of an answer that we may regret." Jessica
8/14/02 "Ice: if you don't use it , it melts; if you do it does still." Brian
8/2/02 "I have black hair, I'm not dumb, ok?!" Izzy
7/23/02 "trembling like a chicken" Izzy
7/10/02 "If you see me running around naked later don't pay any attention" Joel
7/9/02 "All I see is blackness... oh, my hood's down." Undead Acolyte (Warcraft 3)
7/8/02 "No matter what I do, all I think about is you." Kelly Rowland
6/17/02 "The 3 L's. Lacking Liberty.....Later."
6/5/02 "have to finish my matrix of terror." Moeka
5/31/02 "We live on the wrong side of the wall." Moeka
5/30/02 "Yeah I wanted to drive to Spain too, but..." Phil
4/25/02 "Sandwich jumped out of the frig in Ringo kitchen!" Kaori
4/23/02 "dosent matter what you are attracted to it is what your heart says" Marie
4/21/02 "Oh crap!" Jerry
4/19/02 "tic tac toe"
4/18/02 "ok" Nelly
4/10/02 "What we do in Life, Echos in Eternity....." Maximus (Gladiator)
3/18/02 "In the world there is not clean cut...good guy...bad guy...we're all different degrees of both."
3/17/02 "Oh my KOD!"
3/12/02 "The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing." Cole's Axiom
3/7/02 "And I gave you my all, now baby be mine" Ashanti
3/6/02 "I'm not always there when you call, but I'm always on time." Ashanti
2/28/02 "You remind of a guy that I once knew" Blu Cantrel
2/25/02 "the 2eyb6ard 5s st4c2" Mom
2/8/02 "The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones" (Chinese proverb)
1/30/02 "coffee is only the beginning"
1/25/02 "ur being totally 'D'" Happi6url
1/24/02 "bubbles"
1/12/02 "I love to merge." (bumper sticker idea)
1/3/02 "When the moon hit's your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a morray (eel)."
12/4/01 "Everything in here tastes amazing. Except the napkins." Jack in the Box Bag
11/30/01 "If u want something to look at , buy a Monet" Steve
11/17/01 "kitty!" Boo (Monster's Inc)
11/4/01 "Put in Richardson!" Jerry
11/3/01 "Que-ever!" Stef
10/8/01"It's an excellent thing that you are not an accountant."
10/5/01 "And knowing is half the battle, but I don't know what the other half is." Phil
10/2/01 "Revenge is a dish best served with Jack in the Box."
9/8/01 "Can I be your Ryu?" (some guy that met Chun Li)
8/27/01 "Does it sound better from down there?" Debbie Suzuki
8/26/01 "Falco!" Steve
8/25/01 "Everyone fights. No one quits." Rasczak (Starship Troopers)
8/7/01 "You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take." W. Gretzky
8/6/01 "Someday you'll see things my way." Limp Bizkit
8/4/01 "Man, nobody understands the words coming out of your mouth!" Chris Tucker (Rush Hour 2)
8/1/01 "I'm losing all my cool. I'm about to break the rules." Willa Ford
7/28/01 "I wanna be bad, and make bad look so good." Willa Ford
7/16/01 "are you imposing me?!?!?!" Travis
7/15/01 "ian" Tony
7/14/01 "Did you just get brighter?" Derrick (not wearing sunglasses)
7/8/01"That's a load of sukiyaki!" The Street Fighter
7/7/01 "I've got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it!" Donkey (Shrek)
7/6/01 "This is why I just can't get with you." Usher
7/5/01 "Wouldn't believe all of the things she put me through." Usher
7/4/01 "Pay me money!" Fong
7/3/01 "You brave....you brave." Hector (The Fast and the Furious)
6/26/01 "She is the wind ABOVE my wings."
6/25/01 "Wednesday will be glorious."
6/21/01 "You remind me of a girl that I once knew." Usher
6/16/01 "Oh no, what are those flares blocking us off?!" Brian
5/30/01 "bebe"
5/29/01 "See thing no one else can see and do things no one else can do."Egg Shen (Big Trouble in Little China)
5/23/01"Hey, this is probably wrong, but let's do it anyway!" Sam Schillace
5/10/01 "What's a nested template?" Sam Schillace
4/26/01 "If the shoe fits, it's probably your size." Fortune Cookie
4/21/01 "A long list of on things NOT to do will never be complete, but a short list of things TO do will get the chicken across the street."
4/18/01 "421 Disconnecting you since you didn't do anything productive for 900 seconds." FTP Server
4/12/01 "He thinks he's Captain Planet." Phil referring to The Mighty
4/11/01 "oh sure kiss me now. But it's only a matter of time before you treat me like garbage." Togo's Napkin
4/10/01 "Conn, sonar! Crazy Ivan!" Seaman Jones (U.S.S. Dallas)
4/6/01 "I will live in Montana." Commander Vasili Borodin (The Hunt for Red October)
4/3/01 "Your free, state-of-the-art, hot good transporter." Jack
4/2/01 "Masterfully done!"
3/21/01 "Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!" Hiro (SSX)
3/20/01 "We covet what we see everyday." (Silence of the Lambs)
3/14/01 "Working at the office Thursday" David Lenoe
3/5/01 "Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software." Seen on T-Shirt
3/3/01 "It's not you! You're not weird!" Stephanie
1/31/01 "one of us is gonna die today. Me or this computer" Milana
1/30/01 "Fortunately for you 2^2 is the same as 2+2." Phil
1/26/01 "hehehe no, my mama is my other grandma" aznangl864
9/26/00 "Less I step on the foot born appendages of another..."
9/25/00 "This tastiness can not be carried even by both hands." (box of ChocoBouchees)
9/23/00 "Oh, what a bad challenge there!" Andy Gray
9/13/00 "Filial duties override duties to phil." Phil
8/31/00 "Work like you don't need money, love like it's never going to hurt, and dance like nobody is watching" Kristen Muranaga
8/30/00 "People get old everyday!" Jung
8/28/00 "What are.......The Pinnacles?"
8/9/00 "This isn't like Burger King, man! This is real life." Phil
6/20/00 "I'll be getting some milk at the store one day and then I'll never come back." Francis
6/15/00 "finally" Boo Boo
6/6/00 "That's why I like working with smart American business man." Steve (Blood of Stones)
6/5/00 "It's not like we're hurting anyone."
6/4/00 "Somebody disable their friggin access code!" Steve (Marked for F)
5/31/00 "It's not a hill it's a volcano!" Jett Fly Long
5/30/00 "May your dreams provide you with whatever reality denies you."
5/29/00 "You're so analog." Little girl in American Express Commercial.
5/28/00 "That's lamo!" Jet Jackson (Disney Channel)
5/26/00 "Day by day." Rambo
5/25/00 "Well, feel better." Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible 2)
5/24/00 "Now I'm stronger than yesterday...." Britney Spears
5/23/00 "Cause to lose all my senses is just so typically me." Britney Spears
5/21/00 "Stand together!" Aladar (Dinosaur)
5/20/00 "Ian? Ian, is that you?" Alex (Marked for F)
5/10/00 "Just today?"
5/8/00 "Strength and honor." Maximus (The Gladiator)
5/4/00 "Class is cancelled today, Thursday, May 4." Professor N. Frucht
5/2/00 "Why is it weird?"
4/29/00 "Fire right now or we die!" Lt. Andrew Tyler (U/571)
4/25/00 "I cannot give that order!" Anderson (The Rock)
4/22/00 "The year is 2010..." (Marked for F)
4/19/00 "All wired up and good to go!" Alfred Wan (Marked for F)
3/6/00 "It's just like collecting rocks." Johnny
3/5/00 "Never give up! Never surrender!" Commander Peter Q. Taggert (Galaxy Quest)
2/14/00 "you sound afro!" CheekyTami
2/12/00 "Get off the roof! Get off the roof! Get off the roof!" Mulan
2/11/00 "Talk is cheap, Jim." Professor Rogers
2/9/00 "What's the biggest chip manufacturer in the US?" (Someone Talking About Frito Lay)
2/7/00 "There are two things that go with age. One is memory and for the life of me I can't remember the other one." (Old Cal Poly Professor)
2/6/00 "Everything looks good from a distance. Even a girl!" Wan the Wise
1/24/00 "That was a mistake." Romeo (Romeo Must Die)
1/20/00 "Go to commercial." Regis (Who Wants to be a Millionaire)
1/8/00 "Sorry, your search words are irrelevant." www.tucows.com
12/28/00 "It is a false lie!" The King (King and I)
12/21/99 "Shoot her!" Game Warden (Jurassic Park)
12/15/99 "You're just going to have to forgive me for that." Eric Draven (Brandon Lee)
12/3/99 "You don't realize I'm not understanding half the words you are saying." Professor Paulson
11/10/99 "All I want to do is have some fun."
10/28/99 "I think I broke every possible chalk in this university." Professor Paulson
9/23/99 "I am tough Soviet lady." Professor Paulson
9/21/99 "If you meet me in a bar for a couple beers, go ahead and call me Judy." Professor Saltzman
9/20/99 "I'm expanding my horizons."
9/19/99 "So when are you coming?" Ben Miskie
9/13/99 "Yeah, we give you a lot of crap." Zoom Technical Support
8/21/99 "If you disagree with someone first walk a mile in their shoes. Then you will be a mile away and you'll have their shoes!"
7/21/99 "Politicians like diapers should be changed often and for the same reason!" Susanne
7/20/99 "joy"
7/16/99 "Pardon me, while I fight with my database." Douglas
7/15/99 "She thinks she is Sizaleen and I am bacon" SFvalgirl
7/7/99 "I have a Spock Professor." Abhishek
6/29/99 "I'm a door?"
6/24/99 "I'm a genie in a bottle."
5/16/99 "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Verbal Kint (The Usual Suspects)
5/15/99 "I found this in my food." (eXistenZ)
5/10/99 "I'm wearing Khakis?"
5/9/99 "You're wearing Khakis!" Jane
3/14/99 "Is this Kinjo? No?!?!" Swordsman(The Hunted)
3/11/99 "I've taken hours away from your life!" John Taylor
3/10/99 "So my pipe must not be working!"
3/3/99 "What does canned mean?" Bud Frog
2/17/99 "When I hear the laughter..."
2/1/99 "It's tunafish, and nothing more." Stewie Griffin (The Family Guy)
1/31/99 "What the hell was that?" Peter Griffin (The Family Guy)
12/2/98 "Error: EQ got 1 arg, wanted 1 arg." LISP Compiler
11/29/98 "The pictures look great." MRI Technician at Kaiser
11/27/98 "NIGHTSHOT"
11/26/98 "Where's the dog?" Becky Liu
10/4/98 "I got soul. I got soul." Burger King TV Ad
10/2/98 "It tastes good." Bill
9/30/98 "Start simple." Eric
9/20/98 "I can't believe that!" Isabella
9/19/98 "We can hang in my crib. I will show you my hood." Jackie Chan (Rush Hour)
9/5/98 "Hello, Gregory Chase." Kaiser Receptionist
9/4/98 "Is that hair gel?" Mary (There's Something About Mary)
9/3/98 "Came back to finish you off." Blade
9/1/98 "Did I mention, I am Celine Dion, singer of the most popular songs in the world?"
9/1/98 "I am Celine Dion, singer of the most popular songs in the world."
8/30/98 "You're nothing to me but another dead vampire." Blade
8/28/98 "He'll call back." Chris Sabio (The Negotiator)
8/19/98 "Would you like some tea?" Lewis (Return to Paradise)
8/18/98 "Light bulb!" Becky Liu
8/16/98 "Who stole my boots?" Ginger (Spice World)
8/15/98 "At least they didn't run off together." Rick Santoro (Snake Eyes)
6/28/98 "You the man! well, sort of...." Mushu (Mulan)
6/25/98 "This is a blue color pen, yep!" Isabella
6/21/98 "That mailbox does not exist." Rational Voice Mail System
6/20/98 "shaken not stirred" M (Licence to Thrill)
5/18/98 "I'll wait." George Clooney (Peacemaker)
5/17/98 "Get him!" Johnny Chu (got milk?)
5/16/98 "They'll show up." Cal Poly gardener
5/15/98 "Gas! Woah!" (Physics Teacher with Tesla Coil near gas valve)
5/14/98 "It was a show about nothing." Seinfield
5/13/98 "Duck!" (guy walking down hall)
5/10/98 "Suckers!" Scorpion (Mortal Kombat: Annihilation)
5/9/98 "Life will go on." (Deep Impact)
5/8/98 "The sun of one million doolars?" Cisco (The Big Hit)
5/7/98 "Let's work!" Melvin (The Big Hit)
5/3/98 "You can't handle the truth!" Crunch (The Big Hit)
5/2/98 "These guys mean businesses." Keiko Nishi (The Big Hit)
4/1/98 "What the hell!?! Looks a little funny..." CSC professor
3/31/98 "I see you have made your decision. Now let's see you enforce it." Eric Draven (The Crow)
3/20/98 "Make it count." Jack Dawson (Titanic)
3/19/98 "Oh gee, I keep turning you off with my face!" Ashley
3/15/98 "TOO MANY SECRETS" (Sneakers)
3/2/98 "You make me sick."
2/27/98 "You suck." Virtual Andre
2/26/98 "Don't bother learning all this crap." Dr. Grimes (CSC Teacher)
2/14/98 "Happy Valentines Day!"
2/13/98 "I am happy." Jerry (Sphere)
2/7/98 "If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed." Ace Ventura
2/6/98 "I'll need guns." Chow Yun Fat (Replacement Killers)
2/5/98 "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" (South Park)
1/23/98 "blah blah blah, girl power!" Spice Girls
11/14/97 "If you do not receive it (this message) again, please let me know." Customer
11/13/97 "What are my demands?" John Travolta (Mad City)
11/12/97 "I've always wanted to do that." (The Man Who Knew Too Little)
11/4/97 "It just needs shoes!"
8/20/97 "You're so cool." Alabama (True Romance)
8/18/97 "abadpokah doa ad aeoad fakj dlkf ad" j
8/17/97 "I am a dangerous criminal!" Julia Roberts (My Best Friend's Wedding)
8/16/97 "Tina, baby!" Bad Guy in Mr. Nice Guy
8/12/97 "Do you know what dead code is? It is code that is dead." Vital Aza (Rational Technical Support)
8/7/97 "Returned mail: Service unavailable" Mail Delivery Subsystem
8/6/97 "I didn't see it either."
8/4/97 "Firewall Error: Failed to connect" Netscape
8/3/97 "He's been through hell." Fat villain in Spawn
8/2/97 "Are you alone right now?" (Scream)
8/1/97 "OK USA!" (Bloodsport)
7/31/97 "I am the president of the United States!" Vital Aza
7/30/97 "Follow your security procedures." Harison Ford (Air Force One)
7/29/97 "You are my he/ro." Aaron (Purify Customer)
7/28/97 "bmf -3 trouble again" Jim
7/27/97 "But I'm here now." Julia Roberts (Pretty Woman)
7/26/97 "Get off my plane." Harison Ford (Air Force One)
7/25/97 "Do they have guy me bow?"
7/24/97 "Now batting, the first baseman, J.T. Snow." 3Com announcer
7/19/97 "Superman!" Jackie Chan (Operation Condor)
7/17/97 "Everything's perfectly all right now, we're fine...we're all fine here now, thank you...how are you?" Han Solo (Star Wars)
7/16/97 "NFS server bmf-3 not responding" Pure Atria network
7/13/97 "I hate it when people talk during the movie." Arnold Schwarzenegger (Batman and Robin)
7/12/97 "I'm sorry did I break your concentration?" Lo Wang
7/11/97 "We at the FBI have no sense of humor that we are aware of." Tommy Lee Jones (Men in Black)
7/10/97 "Empty your cup so that it may be filled; become devoid to gain totality" Bruce Lee (Tao of Jeet Kune Do)
7/9/97 "I am a man." Jason's son (his son's father)
7/8/97 "You are not alone." Michael Jackson
7/3/97 "It has two bytes and no memory." (Mike Tyson Computer)
6/30/97 "I believe I can fly." R. Kelly
6/29/97 "Goodbye."
6/28/97 "That was a defining moment." Kevin Costner (Tin Cup)
6/27/97 "have fun" Dan Wait
6/26/97 "what are you saying! you are Shakespeare!" Vital Aza
6/25/97 "I can't breathe."
6/24/97 "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists." A Hong Kong dentist
6/23/97 "I love this country." Ben Miskie
6/18/97 "I can't get Purify to display on my screen." Sanjay Kini (Pure Atria Technical Support)
6/10/97 "Time is merciless." Isabella
5/25/97 "Always give more than you promised." Isabella
5/23/97 "...but later there's running and screaming..." Ian Malcolm (Lost World)
4/24/97 "It's impossible to attain excellence in everything, which makes life all about choices."
4/22/97 "If you don't keep going in a circle, you'll end up in a corner."
4/1/97 "Were you tested for IQ in 1980? I wasn't either. That's why I have this job!" Dr. Smith (Cal Poly Instructor)
3/31/97 "Nothing is trivial." Eric Draven (Brandon Lee)
3/30/97 "You have one minute to decide the rest of your life." Lee Wood (2 Days in the Valley)
3/26/97 "I don't go to sleep to dream" earth
3/16/97 "How could we have studied so much that means so little?"
2/22/97 "Baaka!" Ibuki Yagami(Maison Ikkoku)
2/21/97 "Alright, I'll give it a try." Luke Skywalker (Empire Strikes Back)
2/18/97 "third time's a charm" Ken Tomei (user of the Chase 3/make makefile)
2/17/97 "I'm a little confused." Maria G. (Former CSC345 student)
2/4/97 "hello." (someone who was someone else)
2/1/97 "Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out." Art Linkletter
1/31/97 "May the force be with you."
1/27/97 "Why should I care?" Toni Braxton (and .....)
1/25/97 "Skank, Skank's dead my friend." Skank (The Crow)
1/19/97 "Woooooooah!" Fox Mulder (X/Files)
1/16/97 "Johnny likes strange things."
1/10/97 "Do you have 4 quarters for a dollar?" Woman in Distress Standing Next to Parking Meter
1/8/97 "The Borrowlocks are these massive creatures that walk around and speak only one word: ZUN!"
11/15/96 "They hold these contests, and somebody usually wins." Lila Chase
11/14/96 "We're all here because we didn't die when we were children." Speech Student
11/11/96 "Never drop a box of licorice on your face." Just Johnny
11/10/96 "GIVE ME BACK MY SON!" Mel Gibson (Ransom)
11/7/96 "Can you prove to me that God is not the Supreme Chicken?" Cal Poly teacher
10/10/96 "Ian likes sweet things." Johnny Chu (roommate)
9/30/96 "Silence is deafening."
9/29/96 "It would seem that my hypocrisy knows no bounds." Doc Holliday (Tombstone)
9/23/96 "I really feel badly that you can't get into your classes." (CSC teacher at Cal Poly)
5/26/96 "frills (for reals)" Francis Sze
4/6/96 "unlearn" (Higher Learnining)
3/26/96 "They will accept my (pennies)!" Kelly Farmer (dorm resident)
3/25/96 "We'll see you in hell, we'll be there because we killed you!!" Kelly Farmer (dorm resident)
2/20/96 "It's a UNIX system!" Lex (Little Girl in Jurassic Park)
2/3/96 "Inevitably, underlying instabilities begin to appear." Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)
1/20/96 "They look like big, strong, hands, don't they?" (Big Rock Guy from Neverending Story)
1/16/96 "It can't rain all the time." Eric Draven (Brandon Lee)
1/15/96 "Flawless Victory" Mortal Kombat
1/12/96 "The Truth is Out There" X-Files