A local man who was chewing gum, sat down next to
him &
started a casual conversation.
Malaysian: "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean: "Of course."
Malaysian: "We don't. In Malaysia,
we only eat what's
inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them into croissants & ship them across to Singapore."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on
his face while the
Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian: "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean: "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't.
In Malaysia, we eat fresh
fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds &
other left-overs in a container, recycle them,transform
them into jam..... before we sell it across to Singapore."
This time, the Singaporean retorted:
"Do you have sex in
Malaysia?"
Malaysian: "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean: "And what do you
do with the condoms after
you've used them?"
Malaysian: "We throw them away, of course."
Singaporean: "We don't. In Singapore, the government
secretly put them in a container, recycle them, melt them
down into chewing gum & sell them across to malaysia
...... & that's the real reason why we ban the
chewing gums."