Roger the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had
a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts,
but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician,
who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could
arrange for Roger the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him
1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Roger the Dragon Slayer readily
agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured
a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed,
the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for
four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the
saliva of Roger the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Roger the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then
slipped Roger the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he
quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Roger worked passionately
on the Queen's voluptuous magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually
relieved, and Roger the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Roger the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician
demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Roger
the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician
could never report this matter to the King shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the King's loincloth. The King quickly summoned Roger the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY- Pay your bills.
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