The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful!
Now we'll have to go
up there, find the owner, apologise and see how much your lousy drive is
going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, "Come on in.When they opened the door they saw the damage
that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was
lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked,
"Are you the people that broke the
window?"
Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry
about that," the husband replied. Oh,
no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you
each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie.
"You've got it, it's the least I can do.
And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
like
to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always
be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
wife."
The husband looked at his wife and
said, "Gee, honey, you know we now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments
and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the
husband. "I'd do the same
for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs
where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After
about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly
into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"NO SHIT. Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?"