Silly Sports Commentators
" Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
Darryl Gibson comes inside of him"
* NZ Rugby Commentator
" This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria ... I saw her snatch this morning and
it was amazing "
* Weightlifting Commentator, Pat Glenn
" This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother "
* Horse Racing Commentator, Ted Walsh
" He's pulling him off ! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off
!! "
* Soccer Commentator, George Hamilton, on Spanish manager Luis
Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their World Cup qualifier with
Ireland in Seville, 1992.
" The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and
flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things
up and give the team some brains and some common sense "
* Crystal Palace Chairman, Ron Noades, speaking in 1991.
" I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body "
* Winston Bennett
" The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which
is identical "
* Murray Walker
" I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father "
* Greg Norman
" Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them
serious "
* Alan Minter
" The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball "
* John Francombe
" If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
again "
* Terry Venebles
" I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership,
but there are none better "
* Ron Atkinson
" He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all
over their faces "
* Ron Atkinson
" Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the
cox of the Oxford crew "
* Harry Carpenter, BBC TV Boat Race 1977
" Morcelli has four fastest 1500 metre times ever. And all those times
are at 1500 metres "
* David Coleman
" Julian Dicks is everywhere. Its like they've got eleven Dicks on the
field "
* Metro Radio
" ... and later we will have action from the men's cockless pairs ... "
* Sue Barker
" Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw "
* Ron Atkinson
" Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air
for even longer "
* David Acfield
" What will you do when you leave football, Jack? Will you stay in football?
"
* Stuart Hall, Radio Five Live
" There goes Juantoena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing
his class "
* David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics
" One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that,
before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh my
God, what have I just said ?! "
* US TV Commentator