One day there was
a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little
girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was
reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"
"A bird," the guy replied.
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up,
he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him
what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach,
this little girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm
here."
The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her,
"What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing
with the bird and it spat on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set
its nest on fire.
Moral of the story................
............never lie to kids.
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