Letter to the
Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
One for you
Washington
D.C. 20591
Dear Sirs,
I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may
have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time
we just might get the Airline industry back on its feet. Here's my
plan:
Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked or nearly naked
women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
strippers.
Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked or
nearly naked woman. Of course every businessman in this country
would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt
and the airline industry would probably have record sales.
Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me
that congress didn't already come up with this.
Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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