Oh, and apparently..
It is tough being a man...
If you put a woman on a pedestal
and try to protect
her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and
do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any
time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she
has a boring repetitive job with low pay,this is exploitation. If you have
a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and
find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is
favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you
mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's
male
indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an
insensitive bastard. If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you,
it's
self-defense. If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a
chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you,she's a
liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy,that's
domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and
frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay. If you like a
woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't,
you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you
don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you
don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're
full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache,
she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you
want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone
else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!!