You've got to read this.  It's hilarious!
 Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?

  1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
      make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
      shine and skin smooth.

  2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
      dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
      makes your skin glow.

  3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
      romantic dinner.

  4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
       tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
      swimming  20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

  5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into

      the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with 
      a feeling of well-being.

  6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
     active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
     These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

  7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
      EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

  8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
     saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
     causes decay,  preventing plaque build-up.         

  9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
      the  tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
      antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

  This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original
is in a room in Palaiseau. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now
sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four
days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If you
don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your
life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall
off.
    This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex
(who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has
no price.
       Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 9 6
hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. Since the
copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are
not superstitious. GOOD SEX, but please remember: 10 copies of this
message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again
for the rest of your life!!!!