A girl came skipping home from school one day
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, we were counting today and all the other
kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her Mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the Mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from
school..
"Mommy,Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today,
and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See... A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
"Very Good," said her Mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes it's because
you're blonde!"
The following day the girl came skipping home from
school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were in Gym class today, and when we showered all
the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's.
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."