PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
JERRY FALWELL & RUSH LIMBAUGH
(Joint Statement)
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
people see the plain truth in front of your face? The
chicken was going to the "other side." That's what
"they" call it ... the "other side." Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we
sort out this abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the
road. Its against the laws of man and nature and the
rule of law must prevail. It's as plain and simple as that.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it
crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into
question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSAIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How
many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual
insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 99, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook... and Internet
Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do
you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
chicken crossed he "black man" in order to trample him
and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said
unto the chicken, "Thou shall cross the road" And the
chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?