To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
JERRY FALWELL & RUSH LIMBAUGH
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
people see the plain truth in front of your face? The
chicken was going to the "other side." That's what
"they" call it ... the "other side." Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we
sort out this abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the
road. Its against the laws of man and nature and the
rule of law must prevail. It's as plain and simple as that.
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it
crossed, I've not been told!
To die in the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
It was an historical inevitability.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How
many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual
I have just released eChicken 99, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook... and Internet
Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
move beneath the chicken?
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do
you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
chicken crossed he "black man" in order to trample him
and keep him down.
And God came down from the heavens, and He said
unto the chicken, "Thou shall cross the road" And the
chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
I missed one?
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