************************* Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand . ***************************
I am in shape. Round is a shape. *************************** Time may be a great
healer, but it's a lousy beautician. *************************** Conscience is
what hurts when everything else feels so good. *************************** Talk
is cheap because supply exceeds demand. *************************** Even if you
are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. ***************************
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed
regularly and for the same reason. *************************** An optimist thinks
that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. **************************
There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
*************************** In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. ***************************
Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before. *************************** I am a nutritional
overachiever. *************************** I am having an out of money experience.
*************************** I plan on living forever. (So far, so good). ***************************
Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. *************************** A day
without sunshine is like night. *************************** If marriage were outlawed,
only outlaws would have in-laws. *************************** It's frustrating
when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. ***************************
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. ***************************
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ***************************
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. ***************************
Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show. **************************
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped
laughing.
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