Seven New York City
bartenders were asked if they could
nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the butt. Your
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows exactly what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to
approach her, if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend
quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and
sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter
than she is.... this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and
looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in
the joint. You have been blessed
this evening. Nothing to do but wait.
However, be careful not to
make her mad!
Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always,
very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay.
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