The Rabbit
A man is driving along a highway and
sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man
as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become
of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down
the highway sees the man crying
on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the
man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a
spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays
the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the
two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns
around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns
and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again
and again and again,until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over
to the woman and demands, "What is
in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says...
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
It says,
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave".