Stress Reliever # 1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"


Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.


Stress Reliever # 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


Stress Reliever # 4

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of
the night?"

Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"

Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."


Stress Reliever # 5

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER

Stress Reliever # 6

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 7
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered.

"He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner."

Stress Reliever # 9

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then little Johnny spoke up : "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever # 10

Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a

Millionaire : "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer : "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"

Millionaire : "A Billionaire"

Date received: 20 May 2002

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