A friend of mine sent this to me, and urged me to alert everyone I know:
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete
it IMMEDIATELY. Do
not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of
your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking
on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you
attempt to play. It will program your phone to auto dial to call only 900
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will cause your
toilet to flush while you are showering. It will drink ALL of your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the
coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with
Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a
Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair
dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only
remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also
refill your skim milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, your right leg
will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone .....and if you are a blonde, this is a joke...
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