After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed
for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day
at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis.
They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.
Unfortunately there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and the man
was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor
but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem and it would do
no good to complain.
Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach was having
a heat wave, and its weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was
cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive as planned.
He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his
wife an e-mail, but due to his
haste, he made an error in the e-mail address. His message therefore arrived
at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even older husband had died
only the day before.
When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at he monitor,
let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead.
Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the screen:
Dearest wife,
Departed yesterday as you know.
Just now got checked in.
Some confusion at the gate.
Appeal was denied.
Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow.
Your loving husband.
P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be
surprised at how hot it is down here.
This was apparently voted the best e-mail joke in Australia
in 2001.