The other day I was in the local auto part store. A blonde lady comes
in and asks for a seven ten cap.

We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"
She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and
I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? I'm thinking maybe an old
Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick.

"OK lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3-1/2
inches in diameter.

What does it do?," we asked. She said, "I don't know, but its always
been there."

One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture
of it.

So she makes a circle about 3-1/2 inches in diameter
and in the center she writes 710.

The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes
it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in

Try this: (directions ... draw a circle, write 710 in the middle of it,
and turn it around)

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